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  Did Jesus have a haidresser ?

  by edmond dantes in

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  i coudn't help but notice in a recent watchtower ( february i think it was).

  jesus was pointing the way to some one with two fingers ,not to somebody who had two fingers but pointing the way with two fingers.

  just one finger might have give the wrong impression.. the point is jesus had what can only be described as this fabulous head of hair .i mean it was like wow because your worth it !

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  Moshe.

  Jesus did have a lice attack once or twice, he told me that he handled it very carefully because to use his own words "on his own head be it." He sent them to another pig pen of Gaderene Swine , same thing straight over the cliff edge. This is not widely known about because it was hushed up at the time .The local pig breeders around Galilee started to ask too many questions and were asking for serious amounts of compensation claiming one attack may seem like an accident but several seems like a vendetta.They even hired a lawer and everything.

  Nothing came of it however because the prosecution lawyers told to many porkies. Plus the fact that their wasn't much of a market for bacon in that area.

  Barber Abbas.
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  Did Jesus have a haidresser ?

  by edmond dantes in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i coudn't help but notice in a recent watchtower ( february i think it was).

  jesus was pointing the way to some one with two fingers ,not to somebody who had two fingers but pointing the way with two fingers.

  just one finger might have give the wrong impression.. the point is jesus had what can only be described as this fabulous head of hair .i mean it was like wow because your worth it !

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  Cameo-d,

  Jesus started wearing a sweat band when out on the door to door work.Jesus was always one to lead by example . He explained to me that one day while watching the brothers and sisters moving from house to house that he became very miffed because they were moving so slowly. He started to tell them a political electioneering parable.He went on to tell them , notice the Conservative prospective candidates when TV crews were in the street a month before the election,notice they actually jog from door to door pushing leaflets through letter boxes. How much more important is it that they do the same with their message because ,as he went on to explain, this generation shall by no means pass away.

  Jesus was soon copied and the demand for sweat bands went through the roof. In fact, one time ,Jesus stopped for breath by the shores of Gallilee when he spotted the fishermen James and John and said " follow me I will make you fishers of men." There were reports of people being amazed at the sight of Jesus gathering up his raiments and running with his followers in hot pursuit. Many with their garments tucked inside their under garments to stop themselves from stumbling.

  Barber Abbas.
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  Did Jesus have a haidresser ?

  by edmond dantes in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i coudn't help but notice in a recent watchtower ( february i think it was).

  jesus was pointing the way to some one with two fingers ,not to somebody who had two fingers but pointing the way with two fingers.

  just one finger might have give the wrong impression.. the point is jesus had what can only be described as this fabulous head of hair .i mean it was like wow because your worth it !

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  Kurtbethel

  That's the clincher for me hairstyles to die for. That definately proves not only did Jesus have a hairdresser but it appears , it is also evident ,one must conclude, that the early governing body went to barber Abbas as well. They all wanted to be a cut above everyone else so they followed Jesus's example and asked Barber Abbas for the Anglo Saxon look. I have heard that the sisters working in the Jerusalem Bethel in AD 30 started to swoon when the haircuts walked through the door. It also gave one or two of the other brothers a bit of a knee trembler as well.

  What was Jesus saying to the apostle in the clinch: " Trust me, blondes do have more fun, put some white water old spice on it will be fine."
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  Did the Devil Invent the Yo-Yo?

  by cameo-d in

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  from reading so much here, it seems evident that wt restricts young people from enjoying much in life.

  apparently they have condemed a lot of music genres and now jumping on facebook, too.

  has this always been true through the years that anything in popular culture was demonized or restricted?.

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  Cameo-d.

  I'm sticking to my yo yo together with the whip and spinning top from now on.
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  The Latest Parody of JWs on Youtube (you'll all LOVE this)...

  by Tuesday in

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  hey there everyone, so this is a jw parody in the vein of the hitler flipping out about things that's all the rage on youtube.

  i think it's really clever and alot of the youtube apostates are already thinking it's one of the better parodies on youtube.

  check it out though, i'm sure everyone will laugh.

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  Think of all the idiotic ideas ,doctrines, and practices that the Watchtower Org. has in its history which can be shown to be plain stupid by this type of parody it is brilliant.

  Some subjects which need this treatment are; The princes' not arriving at Beth Sharim. Jesus arriving but no one physically sees him. Millions now living are bloomin' well dead. Judge Rutherford writes to Hitler. New World Bible Translation Committee starts work. Rutherford manages to beat the prohibition. The UN obviously. 1975 obviously. Ray Franz , Barbara Anderson stirs the hornest nest. King of the North has gone into hiding. The list goes on and on.

  What about Hitler gets disfellowshipped because he closes down the German Branch. Nathan Knorr gets disfellowshiped for swearing allegiance on his passport. Fred Franz gets hauled in for getting the 1975 forcast wrong. The Org.has to pay tax on its sales . That meeting must have been a humdinger.

  It could go on forever with their track record.
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  The Latest Parody of JWs on Youtube (you'll all LOVE this)...

  by Tuesday in

  1. jw
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  hey there everyone, so this is a jw parody in the vein of the hitler flipping out about things that's all the rage on youtube.

  i think it's really clever and alot of the youtube apostates are already thinking it's one of the better parodies on youtube.

  check it out though, i'm sure everyone will laugh.

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  Can someone do more of these parodies based on the Watchtower they are too good to miss. Brilliant
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  The Latest Parody of JWs on Youtube (you'll all LOVE this)...

  by Tuesday in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hey there everyone, so this is a jw parody in the vein of the hitler flipping out about things that's all the rage on youtube.

  i think it's really clever and alot of the youtube apostates are already thinking it's one of the better parodies on youtube.

  check it out though, i'm sure everyone will laugh.

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  I have watched these parodys before and they are brilliant .This is first JW one I have seen and think its great.

  Thanks for that.
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  Did the Devil Invent the Yo-Yo?

  by cameo-d in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  from reading so much here, it seems evident that wt restricts young people from enjoying much in life.

  apparently they have condemed a lot of music genres and now jumping on facebook, too.

  has this always been true through the years that anything in popular culture was demonized or restricted?.

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  Are there any terracota ding a lings and have they got any history?
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  Did the Devil Invent the Yo-Yo?

  by cameo-d in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  from reading so much here, it seems evident that wt restricts young people from enjoying much in life.

  apparently they have condemed a lot of music genres and now jumping on facebook, too.

  has this always been true through the years that anything in popular culture was demonized or restricted?.

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  edmond dantes

  The society did its' best in trying to stop me from playing with my ding a ling. Untill Chuck Berry came along and made it acceptable.

  The Yo Yo was frowned upon at one time until the invention of the illuminated Yo Yo when it became acceptable as a new light category.
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  Did Jesus have a haidresser ?

  by edmond dantes in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i coudn't help but notice in a recent watchtower ( february i think it was).

  jesus was pointing the way to some one with two fingers ,not to somebody who had two fingers but pointing the way with two fingers.

  just one finger might have give the wrong impression.. the point is jesus had what can only be described as this fabulous head of hair .i mean it was like wow because your worth it !

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  Barber Abbas Diary

  Jan 1st 30AD.

  Jesus came back in the afternoon asking if I had any of that perfumed oil which was poured over him at Bethany. I said ,"Jesus you are a bit whiffy to say the least where have you been for goodness sake ?"

  Jesus went on to explain that after he left this morning he went for a quiet stroll on the Sea of Galilee but unfortunately one of his flippers perished and he ended up under the waves. But luckily he had his snorkel with him which enabled him to swim back to shore. But he did tell me something quite startling . Filling me with foreboding he went on to ask me if I knew that the Isralies' had a submarine because he had seen it with his own goggles. I said "oivay oivay already what do you take me for some kind of shmuck?"

  "I'm serious and I know what I saw it even had the star of David on the bow, and my bad luck , although I don't believe in luck, the Sanhedrin and Caiaphus know that I know." replied Jesus.

  Were you followed , they haven't got the sniffer dogs out and followed your scent back to here because this could be bad for business already, think of my reputation? I have by Royal Appointment on the sign outside.

  Eventually I persuaded him to head for the mountains until things settled down. I gave him the oil , steamed up the hot towels to freshen the place up a bit and off he went into hiding ,muttering something about retuning on a donkey which might need a wash and a blow dry.